Free beer? Yeah right!

There are apparently no limits to how stupid marketing sometimes can be. The beer brand Carling sent me an email today saying, at first, something brilliant. Namely:

FREE BEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So I was like "yeah, that sounds alright". BRILLIANT!!!! Where do I sign up? Give it to me! and then they go...

ALL you have to do is this:

"Simply buy The Sun newspaper on Saturday 18th November, cut out the coupon inside, and take along to your nearest participating store to redeem for a FREE 4-pack of Carling C2, and you and your mates can all enjoy its crisp, refreshing lager bite."

BUY the SUN!???? To get a "free" beer? Ha!
I'd demand f***ing extra PAy to even OWN a copy of the SUN. It's a shite newspaper!

(Ok ok, caaaalm down now!)